ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
*wipes cheeto fingers on my cargo pants* Not are men are like that
why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush
No one must know I’m a huge Sonic Dork lol but I’m curious has anyone else made this excuse?
decided to attempt yet rush on this one since I really wanted to upload it but I have school tomorrow so I have to get things ready :U
It’s true !!! *-* ♡ ;D
Be proud of your crazy.
The second comic pretty much happened at the comic shop, where I’m well known for my eclectic tastes ranging from innocent family-fare like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to gruesome adult-only material like Creepy, not to mention my attitude that I don’t care what anyone thinks about it.
I was picking up the latest issues of The Powerpuff Girls and a guy standing nearby commented “Please tell me you have a daughter.” I answered “Nope. I have a little boy, but no daughter. Besides, these comics are for me.”
"You read The Powerpuff Girls?”
"Yeah. It’s a really funny series."
"… Dude, it’s for little girls."
At this point, a nearby observer remarks “OOH! WE GONNA HAVE A THROW-DOWN!”
This amused me greatly. Especially the follow-up when I asked the cashier if they had me on the subscription list for My Little Pony: Friends Forever and the guy I was previously speaking to looked at me as though I was some kind of homicidal maniac. Good times.
if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent
Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?
no of course not don’t be ridiculous
i will have huge fairy wings
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
"i have a problem i can’t control"
"stop having that problem omg"