look at my hair omg i’ve been so nervous to get my hair cut like this for so long and i finally did it and it looks so good >u<
when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thing
Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you…
WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.
LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!
an ancient and terrible curse.
Oglaf makes my fucking life better.
No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:
this is the best
Oglaf is a blessing from the gods.
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
|Anonymous: monovhrome 37!!|
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
27/9/14 (via saturdaystreamquotes)
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot