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| Lizzie | 15 | Not Single | Multi-Fandom Blog |

I am a polyamorous pansexual cisgender female who likes dubstep, people who play video games on YouTube, and anyone with a good personality, but you can call me Lizzie.

Birthday: February 4th

Skype Username: lizzievamp123
(If you want to add me, send me a message with your URL and a friend request)

Blogging Since: April 12, 2012

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

(Source: miniaturehorse)

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

unclefather:

*wipes cheeto fingers on my cargo pants* Not are men are like that

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

(Source: funayurei)

anotherpointlesspersonalblog:

spiritsonic:

the-great-super-saiyaman:

iluvsawnik-art:

No one must know I’m a huge Sonic Dork lol but I’m curious has anyone else made this excuse? 

decided to attempt yet rush on this one since I really wanted to upload it but I have school tomorrow so I have to get things ready :U 

It’s true !!! *-* ♡ ;D

Be proud of your crazy.

The second comic pretty much happened at the comic shop, where I’m well known for my eclectic tastes ranging from innocent family-fare like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to gruesome adult-only material like Creepy, not to mention my attitude that I don’t care what anyone thinks about it.

I was picking up the latest issues of The Powerpuff Girls and a guy standing nearby commented “Please tell me you have a daughter.” I answered “Nope. I have a little boy, but no daughter. Besides, these comics are for me.”

"You read The Powerpuff Girls?”

"Yeah. It’s a really funny series."

"… Dude, it’s for little girls."

At this point, a nearby observer remarks “OOH! WE GONNA HAVE A THROW-DOWN!”

This amused me greatly. Especially the follow-up when I asked the cashier if they had me on the subscription list for My Little Pony: Friends Forever and the guy I was previously speaking to looked at me as though I was some kind of homicidal maniac. Good times.

(Source: pyon-suki)

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

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isthatwhatyoumint:

i’m a good cat mom

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

(Source: lexxynichelle)